how are you? It's been a while since we've seen you here and we miss you very much. I was wondering if maybe you could please hurry up and come back? It's so much fun when you are here: snorkeling, swimming, camping, Christmas, BBQs, street parties and road trips. You know I adore Winter and everything he has to offer but please return.
The thing is I know you and Spring are pretty close and you say you don't go anywhere without here but I really really can't stand her. The number one reason being that she always gives my hayfever! There's no use talking to her about it because I have asked her time and time again not to but she never listens. She's so fickle as well. She starts off with balmy sunny days and then all of a sudden will drop a cold, rainy day in there. Her indecisiveness is so irritating. So if maybe you could sneak away and leave her in the Northern Hemisphere that'd be great.
Look forward to hearing from you soon!
yours affectionately
P
P.S. Please don't tell Spring about this you know how sensitive she is!
Dear P,
ReplyDeleteFor the record, i have been frequenting your blog since it started, i was under the impression that, like EVERYONE ELSE in the world, you too were in love with me. It looks like I was wrong!!!!
In response to your concerns (aka. whinges!)
a) yes, your hayfever does play up, but if you stopped whiping your nose for more then 2 seconds and take a look around you would see all the beauty that is the cause of your runny nose (boo hoo). Everyone else loves when the flowers come out and haven't you EVER heard of Claratyne... it will cost you $10 from your nearest pharmacy - Gosh!
b)You listed all the great things you can do in summer, but what about all the amazing things about ME? Here is a list for your future reference :
1)Flowers bloom.
2) Trees bud.
3) Frogs hop.
4) Children run.
5) Animals play.
6) Birds sing.
7) Kites fly.
8) And many lovers get married! (What bride wants to be all sweaty in her white dress?)
c)re: my indicisiveness/weather mood swings : I'm bi-polar and am currently seeking medical attention for my illness. This *was* going to be the first season where it would be straight sunny days but now you have ruined for everyone - you can expect more rain and moodiness then EVER.
I hope you are pleased with yourself!
Don't call, don't write - i don't want to hear from you again!
Yours sincerely,
Spring!
Brilliant!
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