I am always very offended by people who tell me they love parsnip. Do I look that dumb to you? No one likes parsnip! You are an absolute liar! Why have you spent hours slaving in a hot kitchen to create a wonderful roast with gorgeous, tasty vegies only to ruin it all with the freaky albino version of the carrot? Carrots are great raw or cooked just add more of those in. I was really looking forward to this dinner and now you've gone and spoiled my whole day with your stupid excuse for a root vegetable. They are not even edible. I think it's false advertising to put them in the fruit and veg section. They taste revolting and you feel like you're gnawing on a green sapling.
Don't lie to me! I know you don't really like them because nobody could! You're just trying to make me feel guilty for not loving all vegetables but I will not be fooled by your ruse. Begone I say! You and your pathetic excuse for food can go back to the pit from whence you came!
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