first my I say congratulations on landing the role of the new Superman for the new movie next year and also the main role of Theseus in the upcoming film Immortals. I'm sure you must be very excited.
I'm just writing this letter to let you know that although you have been dubbed 'The Unluckiest Man in Hollywood' this will soon cease to be. Your career is taking off and I think your love life will be as well. You see Henry, it is my humble yet educated opinion that we should be married. I have a number of reasons why we would be perfect together and I have it all planned out so you don't need to worry about anything.
The first reason being that I am completely in love with you. Quite simple really. I think you are a very talented actor, you seem very nice in interviews, I think your drop dead gorgeous and you look very good in a suit. I wouldn't say I'm incredible to look at but I'm a bit of alright, I'm interesting and educated and a very genuine person so I think you can definitely grow to love me. I've also been a fan for a while so I'm not just jumping on the fame band wagon. I loved you before you were super famous, please keep that in mind.
So here's how it's going to go down. We will meet when I go to England next year and you will be so enamoured, even in the short time that I'm there, that you will follow me back to Western Australia. I will take you on a tour of the lovely South West and you will love all my family and friends. I think then you might fly me back to London so I could be your date to a premiere of something. Then maybe to Paris for the proposal? No too cliché. The cliffs of Dover should do. We would be married in Australia of course (just a simple ceremony) and then move to London. I presume that's where you live I haven't actually checked that. I could teach maybe in a remedial school or even at Eton. So you would have your work and I would have mine and we would have plenty of time in the school holidays to hang out and do whatever it is married people do.
Henry I know we could love each other I really do think we'd be great. I promise I'm a fun person and I'm from Australia so that's got to be worth something right?
Please get back to me soon
P
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