So, spring has sprung which means so have my sinuses. Yes ladies and gents it's time for another rant against hayfever......or is it? As it turns out it actually isn't. Oh no this blog is actually a casting call for a new musical I shall be writing. This musical shall be a prequel to a famous movie/book and shall explain how the main antagonist, an evil witch, came to be the way she is. Sound familiar? Wait and see!
My musical shall be a prequel to The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe and shall explain why the White Witch decided to cast Narnia into perpetual winter. You see its my belief that she was a longterm sufferer of hayfever. Frustrated year after year by irritated sinuses, dry, itchy eyes and little relief from medication she decided to cast a spell which would ensure, in Narnia, it was never spring. Unfortunately what she did not realise is that it would mean the seasons would not move past winter, for you cannot have a summer without a spring.
The musical will conclude with the revelation of the real key to the demise of the White Witch. After so many years being clothed in winter and the very sudden change to spring brought about by Aslan the eruption of pollen into Narnia's air was so great that the witch was severely weakened by a debilitating bout of hayfever and was thus much easier to over come.
Expressions of interest are now open for positions of musical director, stage manager, costume designer and members of the cast
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